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5 min readA man named Jason Thomas, a grieving scientist who lost both parents in a single night and was presumed dead by suicide in December 2025, walked up to the gates of Mar-a-Lago in July 2026 screaming that he needed to warn President Trump about clones. When Secret Service agents strip-searched him, they allegedly found no genitals—the telltale sign of a clone, according to the fringe website Real Raw News. That story, absurd as it sounds, sets up a deeper meditation on how we process grief, conspiracy, and the strange ways time might fold back on itself.
The Jason Thomas story is less about clones and more about how a real tragedy gets repurposed into entertainment. Thomas was one of several missing scientists covered on the show months earlier, but his case seemed straightforward: his mother died in a rest home, and his father died in his arms ninety minutes later while they planned the funeral. Thomas walked out of his home in December 2025 and was later found dead in a frozen lake—a likely suicide. Real Raw News, a website that has previously reported on Mike Pence fleeing on an ATV with a gay Asian lover and Joe Biden having a body double whose spine was compressed to match the president's height, took this real person and turned him into a character. They called Thomas a "waterlogged corpse" and a "bloated body," then claimed he had been cloned, had no genitalia, and was ba
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What you'll learn
- 1 (03:55) **Setup: Joey CM as Pilot & Destination Mar-a-Lago** - Host Jason sets up the episode’s structure, introducing dedicated listener Joey CM as the guide, and establishes the first destination: Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
- 2 (05:56) **Story 1: The Clone at the Gate** - Jason narrates the bizarre incident of a man named Jason Thomas showing up at Mar-a-Lago in July 2026, screaming about clones and demanding to see Trump.
- 3 (09:58) **The Source: Real Raw News & Its Bizarre Universe** - Jason explains the source of the story, the website Real Raw News, and its history of publishing absurd, fictional stories about government clones and body doubles.
- 4 (13:33) **The Clone’s Telltale Signs** - The story details how the Secret Service identified the resurrected Jason Thomas as a clone by his lack of genitals, flat feet, and missing molars.
- 5 (20:27) **Final Quote & The Implications** - The story concludes with Jason Thomas being taken to Fort Bliss, still insisting he’s not a clone and that he has vital information about a plot to kill Trump’s family.
- 6 (25:10) **Transition & Setup for Story 2** - Jason shifts the scene to Goblin Creek, Washington, and introduces the second story, a personal account from an anonymous poster named “Tony.”
- 7 (29:55) **Tony’s Rock-Hunting Routine** - Jason establishes the setting and Tony’s childhood hobby of collecting a specific, beautiful type of rock called Picture Jasper from a remote cliff face along Goblin Creek.
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Show Notes
EP 1602 - The Time Stone
A clone-spiracy/A boy carries a backpack full of mysterious rocks
Picture Jasper image from CrystalVaults.com
Original Air Date: 8/25/2026
Full Links And Show Notes:
https://deadrabbitradio.blogspot.com/2026/08/ep-1602-time-stone.html
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https://archive.ph/ax3Ya
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