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5 min readA Living Nightmare
The CERN supercollider in Switzerland has been running experiments that keep summoning tentacle-covered elder gods from another dimension, and the scientists have started praying to these entities to survive. At least, that's what the conspiracy website Real Raw News claims. And according to the same source, a 12-man team of elite soldiers was sent to destroy the collider before it could be used to erase Donald Trump from the timeline. They never came back. The host of Dead Rabbit Radio, Jason Carpenter, stumbled onto this story while reading a completely different article about a fictional military commander complaining about Trump's tariffs and cryptocurrency policies. The throwaway line about "the 12 men I lost trying to shut down a time travel machine in Switzerland" sent him down a rabbit hole he hadn't expected.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (00:30) **Episode Introduction & Housekeeping** - Host Jason Carpenter explains this is a "lost episode" from season 28 that was delayed due to technical problems, and clarifies the timeline for listeners.
- 2 (04:57) **Segment 1: Real Raw News & The CERN Time Machine** - Jason dives into the fictional universe of the conspiracy website Real Raw News, focusing on a recent story about a time-travel plot.
- 3 (35:15) **Dead Rabbit Radio Recommends: Found Footage** - A movie recommendation before the second story.
- 4 (37:29) **Segment 2: The Man Who Dreamed the Future** - The story of "Darren," a man whose prophetic dreams are a curse rather than a gift.
- 5 (52:06) **Outro & Sign-off** - Jason gives the show's contact info, plugs the Port Gamble Ghost Conference, and signs off for the two-week break.
- 6 Standout Quotes
- 7 (34:00) "I think the reason why I covered it on the show is because so many people believe it's true. That's what that's when it goes from being real life fanfiction to conspiracy theory."
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Show Notes
Soldiers vs. time itself!/A horrible superpower Season 29 starts now!
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