Data Over Dogma
Data Over Dogma

Don't be a jerk...off?

July 27, 2026

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“If thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee”—a verse some have used to condemn masturbation. But as Dan McClellan and Dan Beecher explain in this episode of Data Over Dogma, that reading has almost nothing to do with what the text actually says. The episode tackles two topics that are often treated as settled dogma by conservative Christians: the Great Commission and masturbation. In both cases, the hosts argue, the Bible says far less—and far less clearly—than popular piety assumes.

The Great Commission: Command to Convert or Identity Marker?

The conversation opens with Matthew 28:16–20, the so-called Great Commission, where the resurrected Jesus tells his disciples to “make disciples of all nations.” This passage is frequently invoked to justify aggressive public evangelism—the kind where someone stands up on an airplane or shouts by a luggage carousel. But McClellan and Beecher push back on this interpretation.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (01:02) **Episode Setup & Topic Preview** - The hosts introduce the show and tease two main segments: a critique of the modern Great Commission and a "Data After Dark" discussion on masturbation.
  • 2 (02:52) **The Great Commission: Text and Context** - Dan McClellan reads Matthew 28:16-20 and explains its original setting as the finale of Matthew's gospel.
  • 3 (05:00) **From Commission to Public Annoyance** - The hosts connect the Great Commission to modern viral videos of people yelling about Jesus in public spaces like airports and airplanes.
  • 4 (08:00) **Discipleship vs. Conversion** - A closer look at the Greek word for “make disciples” and how it shifts the meaning away from aggressive conversion.
  • 5 (10:40) **Identity Signaling and Costly Displays** - The hosts argue that public evangelism functions more as an identity marker and costly signal than an effective outreach strategy.
  • 6 (18:08) **Witnessing vs. Evangelizing** - The hosts distinguish between the biblical concept of “witness” (martys) and modern “witnessing.”
  • 7 (25:45) **Ineffective and Harmful Evangelism Tactics** - The hosts share examples of cringe-worthy evangelism and argue they alienate more than they convert.

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Show Notes

This week it's a "What's That?" double feature!

First, we take on the Great Commission. Does Matthew 28 really command every believer to accost strangers on airplanes and by the baggage carousel, or is "make disciples" a whole lot narrower (and quieter) than the modern evangelists think?


Then it's time for Data After Dark, where we ask whether the Bible has anything at all to say about masturbation. Spoiler: Onan isn't your guy, ritual impurity isn't the same as sin, and that "wasting seed" argument really doesn't hold up.

 

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