Rob Schneider wants a Mandatory Draft, Howie Mandel Apologizes to Kelly Ripa

March 31, 2026

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Johnny Mac's Daily Comedy News episode covers a range of recent comedian statements and industry updates, from Rob Schneider's call for a military draft to Howie Mandel's public apology and various hosting gigs and legal matters.

Rob Schneider's Draft Proposal and Pushback

Rob Schneider posted on Twitter advocating a mandatory two-year military draft for all 18-year-old Americans, regardless of race, creed, or religion. He argued it would unite young people in service to their country and each other, provide lifelong physical training benefits, and instill patriotism—contrasting it with what he sees as biased universities. Schneider emphasized that U.S. freedoms come at a cost and positioned the draft as a way to prepare youth for stewardship of the nation. He noted the last U.S. draft ended in December 1972.

Host Johnny Mac countered Schneider's university critique, stating from his experience teaching at two universities that no one has ever dictated his content, and he hasn't encountered any conspiracy. Actor Michael Imperioli responded on Instagram with sarcasm, suggesting Schneider perform comedy in Iran, where he'd surrender immediately.

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What you'll learn

1 (01:47) **Rob Schneider Pushes Mandatory Draft** - Schneider calls for 2-year military service for all 18-year-olds to build unity and fitness
2 (03:27) **Mamdani and Sliwa Viral Sketch** - NYC mayor and Guardian Angels founder team up for cat adoption comedy at Inner Circle Dinner
3 (04:11) **Howie Mandel Apologizes to Kelly Ripa** - Mandel posts beach video sorry for Live! age joke backlash
4 (05:42) **Russell Brand Trial Delayed** - Rape and assault case now starts October 12, expected to last 2 months
5 (05:59) **Josh Johnson Hosts Webby Awards** - Comedian to emcee 30th annual event May 13 at Cipriani Wall Street
6 (06:18) **Adam Sandler Remakes Time Out** - Drama about man lying to family post-layoff, spinning investment schemes
7 (08:40) **Megan Gailey YouTube Special** - Live from Johnny Mac's driveway out today on 800-pound Gorilla channel

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Show Notes

Rob Schneider is urging a restored U.S. military draft with two years of service for 18-year-olds, prompting a Michael Imperioli joke. NYC Mayor Zoran Mamdani and Curtis Sliwa went viral for an Inner Circle Dinner comedy sketch about cat adoptions and political dynasties. Howie Mandel posted an apology to Kelly Ripa after joking about “looking great for 70” and then quipping he “does look great for my age.” Russell Brand’s trial on seven rape and sexual assault charges was delayed to October 12 and is expected to last two months. Josh Johnson will host the 30th Webby Awards May 11. Adam Sandler is set to remake the 2001 French drama “Timeout.” Other items include Megan Gailey on 800 Pound Gorilla, Jeff Dunham’s car series and collection, a Melbourne comedy true-crime tour by Matt Bell, Russell Peters’ $2.1M tax reassessments, and Gabriel Iglesias discussing Ozempic and a declined $1M endorsement.

00:15 Rob Schneider Draft Rant
01:14 Host Pushback and Fact Check
01:53 NYC Mayor Comedy Sketch
02:34 Howie Mandel Apology Saga
04:10 Russell Brand Trial Delayed
04:27 Webby Awards Host Announced
04:46 Adam Sandler Drama Remake
05:39 Jeff Dunham Car Series
06:38 Melbourne True Crime Comedy Tour
08:17 Gabe Iglesias on Ozempic

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