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CSB384: Caveman Super Beast: PICKLE OPTIONAL

August 12, 2026

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"Woolly eat burger. Burger good. One reason. Burger good." That was the breakthrough moment on this episode of Castle Super Beast — a full-on caveman negotiation about fighting game design, framed as a burger with a pickle you didn't ask for. The hosts spent the bulk of the episode unpacking Marvel vs. Capcom-style fighting game Tokon, its technical disasters, its beginner-friendly on-ramp, and the friction between unfamiliarity and bad feel. Along the way, they covered EA's slow-motion financial death, a Chinese court ruling on inheriting game accounts, and the eternal mystery of GTA Online roleplayers.

The Tokon Rollercoaster: Performance, Patches, and Pickle Wars

Tokon launched to a specific kind of PC disaster: micro-stuttering that wrecked rollback netcode. The cause was bizarre — the game constantly polling every audio device on your system. Players with complex audio setups (like streamer Max's virtual cable rig) got hit hardest, while simpler setups ran fine. The hosts noted this echoed a similar bug in Final Fantasy XIV. The emergency patch fixed it, but not before matches evaporated and high-profile players refunded. One host reported going from one match per hour to four or five in twenty-five minutes post-patch.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (00:39) **Opening Banter & Baby Schedule Talk** - The hosts discuss the chaos of adjusting to early morning parenting schedules and the physical toll of sleep deprivation.
  • 2 (11:52) **Times Square Billboard & Patreon Shoutout** - The hosts celebrate a Castle Super Beast banner appearing in Times Square, funded by their Patreon.
  • 3 (23:10) **Phoenix Wright 2: Justice for All Retrospective** - The hosts wrap up their playthrough, praising the final case while acknowledging the infamous "Big Top" case.
  • 4 (29:27) **Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin Progress** - The hosts discuss Reggie's playthrough, hitting the Ruin Sentinels wall and the tedious nature of the Wharf.
  • 5 (38:19) **Fighting Game Deep Dive: Yasmin, Tokon, & New Player Onboarding** - The hosts analyze the new Street Fighter 6 character Yasmin, the launch issues of Marvel vs. Capcom, and the genius of Tokon's new-player ramp.
  • 6 (75:46) **The "Caveman" Communication Breakthrough** - The hosts abandon complex language to explain fighting game frustration using only caveman speech and burger analogies.
  • 7 (90:55) **Woolie's Week: Ever Cold Ones Collab Disaster & Triumph** - Woolie recounts a massive multi-streamer podcast that was nearly derailed by an internet outage.

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Caveman Talk: Tokon

EA: Death by a Thousand Iron Maidens

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Docket:

  1. According to Bloomberg's reporter, Jason Schreier, EA told debt investors that it will cut $700 million in annual costs including $170 million in "organizational efficiencies," which means there will be "mass layoffs" across several EA's studios.

  2. EA has been sold to an investor consortium led by Saudi Arabia's sovereign Public Investment Fund. Last year, we spoke with analysts to understand how the debt-financed buyout could impact the U.S. publisher.

  3. The Pokemon Company is facing a class-action lawsuit after a former executive was arrested for secretly filming people inside company bathrooms. 89 videos were allegedly filmed in office toilets

  4. Delighted to learn that Cammy's SF6 stage has her fighting outside a gay bar, Royal Vauxhall Tavern

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