S2E19 - Season 2 Finale! Review of El Artista & HHN 34 Final Ranking Scores Revealed!
August 26, 2026
AI Summary
5 min read“I kept thinking coming through that house, like, what the hell, what the hell? Like I missed something. I just missed that. Something’s there and I missed it.” That was Brownie’s reaction to his first solo walkthrough of El Artista, the Spanish haunting house from Halloween Horror Nights 34. The house was so dense with effects, scares, and detail that even a veteran fan felt overloaded. That tension—between overwhelming brilliance and sensory overload—became the central theme of the Season 2 finale of the Into the ScareZone podcast, where hosts J.V. Michaels and Brownie not only reviewed El Artista in depth but also revealed their final ranking system scores for all ten houses of HHN 34.
The Anatomy of El Artista: A Masterclass in Overload
The episode’s deep dive into El Artista reveals a house that excelled in nearly every category but suffered from its own ambition. Set in 19th-century Spain, the house tells the story of artist Navarro, who moves to an isolated manor for inspiration only to be possessed by his own art. The hosts broke down their scoring across nine categories, and the results were lopsided: perfect 10s for the facade, costume design, aesthetics and props, effects, and flow. The facade alone—a two-story mansion with fog, glowing windows, moving shadows, and narration from the character Sergio—was called “the pinnacle of HHN facades.”
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What you'll learn
- 1 (00:14) **Season 2 Finale Kickoff & House Introduction** - The hosts welcome listeners, promote merch, and introduce the final ranking episode for HHN 34.
- 2 (05:05) **Blind Run Score: El Artista** - Brownie reveals his solo blind run score of 8/10, citing overwhelming detail as both a strength and a weakness.
- 3 (11:37) **Facade & Costume Design Scores** - Both hosts give perfect 10s for the facade and costume design, praising the immersive Spanish mansion aesthetic.
- 4 (17:10) **Scares & Aesthetics/Props** - Scares score a 7 due to heavy reliance on creep factor over jump scares, while aesthetics and props earn another perfect 10.
- 5 (23:31) **Interaction & Performance** - Interaction and performance score a 6, as the actors were good but the house’s spectacle didn’t require standout performances.
- 6 (25:15) **Effects & Immersion** - Both hosts give a 10 for effects, calling this the definition of a peak haunted house with multi-sensory immersion.
- 7 (30:38) **Flow Analysis** - Flow gets a 10 for both technical and scenic design, with double scares and believable transitions.
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Show Notes
The Season 2 Finale is here! USA Today Bestselling Author JB Michaels and HHN Fanatic Browney officially review El Artista: A Spanish Haunting from HHN 34 using the exclusive ITSZ Ranking System. Hype and Personal Favorites Lists are revisited and compared to the Ranking System results! How close did our subjective lists come to the final ITSZ Ranking System scores? Find out in this episode!
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