Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast
Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Eating Crap

August 6, 2026

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5 min read

Brooke and Connor open this episode with Connor wearing a full bald cap and fake mustache — a "new look" that took two hours to apply and that Brooke finds viscerally unsettling. She cannot stop staring at his shiny, hairless head, comparing it to "the white uncle age man at jazz in the park." Connor insists he is just "exploring his body" and being "everybody's neighbor." Brooke eventually admits she has "adverse feelings" for shiny bald men, tracing it back to a teacher whose bald head became his entire identity in her memory. She tries to be sweet, tells Connor he looks handsome, but cannot bring herself to say anything nice about the baldness itself. The bit runs through the whole episode, a running joke that gives the conversation its loose shape.

Anxiety, live TV, and the philosophy of "I'll understand because I have to"

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  • 1 (00:07) **Episode Opening & Connor's New Look** - Brooke reacts to Connor appearing on camera with a bald cap and mustache.
  • 2 (12:01) **Brooke's Live TV Anxiety** - Brooke shares her intense anxiety about an upcoming appearance on the Today Show.
  • 3 (16:13) **Ad Break: Lola Blankets** - Sponsored segment for Lola blankets, a luxury faux fur throw.
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  • 6 (21:15) **House Hunting & Apartment Updates** - Connor shares his joy at finally signing a lease and deleting real estate apps.
  • 7 (26:57) **The "Crap Meal" Eating Schedule** - Brooke and Connor discuss their unconventional daily eating habits.

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Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood.


0:00 BALD

1:07 Intro

1:25 Soak It In

7:30 Adverse to Shiny Bald

9:50 Understand Because You Have To

11:03 What’s Giving You Anxiety Today?

16:53 L

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