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September 8, 2026

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A college football fan named Steven made a series of escalating bets on Oklahoma State’s 2025 season, promising to lock himself in a Raising Cane’s for 24 hours if they lost to Tulsa. They lost. He got out in three hours. The hosts of the Big Mad Morning Show spent the rest of the episode dissecting his remaining punishments — a mile run for every point Oregon beats them by, a transfer to Murray State, a bikini wax, a cat food mile, and an entire container of sidewalk chalk — while debating how many losses it would take before he quit.

The Oklahoma State Fan’s Punishment Schedule

The segment opens with a fan’s bold claim that Oklahoma State would go 12-0. After the Tulsa loss, the hosts walk through the full punishment list game by game. For Oregon, he will run one mile for every point they lose by — and last year’s score was 69-3. “He’s Forrest Gump,” one host says. “We won’t see him for a while.” For a loss to Murray State, he will transfer there. For West Virginia, he will be dropped on a random country road with no navigation. For UCF, he will stand in a medieval pillory while people throw tomatoes. For Houston, he will get drunk at a bar. For Colorado, he will attempt the Buffalo Wild Wings Blazing Challenge. For Kansas State, he will eat one can of wet cat food per lap around a track. For Texas Tech, one extra-large flour tortilla per point. For Arizona State, a b

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What you'll learn

1 (02:54) **Show Open & Weekend Recap** - The hosts kick off the show, set up the day's segments, and discuss the TU vs. Oklahoma State football game.
2 (04:51) **Fan's Outlandish OSU Punishments** - The hosts break down a fan's escalating, self-imposed punishments for each Oklahoma State loss, finding them increasingly ridiculous.
3 (06:51) **Real Estate Agent Duct-Taped on Flight** - The crew discusses a news story about a 67-year-old real estate agent who was restrained with duct tape on a flight after becoming belligerent.
4 (24:02) **Woman Arrested for Public Indecency** - The crew covers a story from Florida where a 31-year-old woman was arrested for pleasuring herself on a stack of pallets at a construction site.
5 (26:03) **Mom on Child Abuse Registry for Letting Son Walk Alone** - The hosts discuss a Virginia mother who was placed on the child abuse registry for letting her five-year-old son walk a half-mile to a pond.
6 (32:59) **Best & Worst of the Weekend** - The hosts and listeners share their best and worst experiences from the three-day weekend, heavily focused on the Rocklahoma festival.
7 (40:09) **Listener Email: The Worst Mother-in-Law** - The hosts read an email from a listener whose mother-in-law told her to quit her job because she makes more money than her son.

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Show Notes

Welcome Back From The Long Weekend!!!! We Talk About The Best & Worst Parts, Mak,ing Up Punishments For Your Team Losing May Backcfire, Bad Real Estate Agent, Pleasuring Yourself Atop Some Pallets, LIstener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & D.A.R.E. Didn't Work!!!!