BMMS 9-10-26

September 11, 2026

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The Big Mad Morning Show opens with a segment on a kidnapping attempt at a local Walmart. A woman shopping with her two children reported that a man approached her, briefly spoke about her kids, then removed her one-year-old from the shopping cart and placed the child in his own cart. The mother confronted him, took her child back, and locked herself and her children in the store's bathroom to call for help. The hosts express disbelief that Walmart staff reportedly kicked the suspect out of the store rather than detaining him until police arrived. "Why didn't they detain him until the authorities arrived instead of potentially letting a kidnapper get away?" one host asks. The man was later found sitting at a nearby bus stop and arrested for kidnapping.

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1 (03:23) **Show Opening & Host Check-In** - Corbin and Lindsey open the show, noting Gimpy is out sick and previewing the day's segments.
2 (07:22) **Local Crime Stories: Kidnapping Attempt & Police Post** - Two unsettling local incidents are discussed, focusing on a kidnapping attempt at a Walmart.
3 (11:22) **Personal Safety & Trusting Strangers** - The conversation shifts to broader safety lessons, with hosts sharing personal stories about teaching children boundaries.
4 (15:31) **Walmart Loss Prevention Debate** - A listener text prompts a detailed discussion about the policies and realities of Walmart's loss prevention tactics.
5 (23:22) **News Quickly: Weird & Wild Stories** - A rapid-fire segment covering bizarre national and international news headlines.
6 (29:42) **The Etiquette of Divorce Parties** - The hosts debate the social norms and potential awkwardness of divorce parties.
7 (34:36) **Guys'/Girls' Trips, Going-Away Parties & Reunions** - The hosts continue their discussion on social events, debating acceptable lengths and purposes.

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Show Notes

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY EVE!!!! Gimpy Is Still Out!! Heat Makes People Cranky, Throwing Poop At The Neighbor, Mysterious Cat Deaths, Better Cook For That Boy, Divorce Parties, Conspiracy Theory Thursday, Top List, & Scotfest!!!!