BMMS 8-3-26

“I don't trust people,” one of the hosts says flatly, and that sentiment threads through much of this episode of the Big Mad Morning Show. The conversation is a loose, conversational ride through celebrity elevator fantasies, local news absurdities, listener life stories, and a deep segment on family law, all held together by the show’s signature blend of humor and genuine curiosity about how people live.

The hypothetical elevator: who you want, who you don’t

The show opens with a discussion sparked by a news item about Rod Stewart getting stuck in an elevator with his son. This leads to a game of “who would you want to be trapped with?” The hosts quickly settle on Snoop Dogg as the ideal companion—because he would be carrying good weed and the time would pass pleasantly. Dolly Parton is also floated, with the hope that the extended confinement might crack her polished public persona. The worst picks are more revealing: Candace Owens is dismissed as “annoying,” Harvey Weinstein is a non-starter for obvious reasons, and Britney Spears is avoided because no one wants to be the awkward background figure in one of her social media videos. The segment is less about celebrity gossip and more about the social calculus of trust—who you believe is authentic, who you suspect is performing, and who you’d rather not share a small space with.