BMMS 8-28-26

August 28, 2026

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The morning show opens with a teacher who created a "Gusty Winds Area"—a designated corner where students can go to pass gas without disrupting class. The hosts debate whether this is a clever classroom management tool or just a new kind of distraction. One host recalls a different teacher who had elaborate rules distinguishing excusable farts (giggle farts, sneezing farts) from punishable ones (crop dusting, "soul and pepper" forceful ones). The conversation raises a question about whether teachers should be drawing attention to themselves on social media at all, since the teacher in question is now famous for the fart corner rather than for teaching.

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1 (03:54) **Show Open and Friday Topics** - The hosts greet listeners, outline the day's segments: VIP ticket giveaway, Taser Time Trivia, and the listener call-in question.
2 (05:48) **Teacher Creates a "Fart Corner" in Classroom** - The hosts discuss a viral story about a teacher who created a designated "Gusty Winds Area" for students to fart without disrupting class.
3 (12:06) **The Worst Kids' Craft Items** - The hosts rank the most annoying children's craft supplies, including glitter, slime, and Play-Doh.
4 (19:11) **The Failure of Mariah Carey's Movie "Glitter"** - The hosts discuss the 2001 movie *Glitter* starring Mariah Carey, which was a massive box office bomb.
5 (26:21) **News Quickies** - The hosts run through a series of brief, bizarre news headlines from around the world.
6 (31:14) **Friggin' A Friday: Helping Someone Cheat (Part 1)** - The hosts take listener calls about whether they have ever helped someone cheat, starting with a caller who gave his cousin the Konami Code for a video game.
7 (38:00) **Friggin' A Friday: Helping Someone Cheat (Part 2)** - The hosts continue sharing their own cheating stories and take another listener call.

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Show Notes

HAHPPY FRIGGIN' '"A" FRIDAY!!! Does Your Kid's School Have A Fart Corner, Killed For Your Testicles, We Gave Beer To A Bunch Of Cheaters, Tazer Time Trivia, Willy Nilly, & The Flooding In Napal Is Insane!!!