Big Mad Morning Show
Big Mad Morning Show

BMMS 3-23-26

March 23, 2026

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The Big Mad Morning Show: A Monday in March

The morning started with a debate about which bands leave audiences "sticky" — Gallagher-style messy. The hosts landed on Gwar as the undisputed champion of chaotic stage performances, with Green Jelly, the Flaming Lips, and Nashville Pussy also making the list. But the conversation quickly veered into stranger territory: an OnlyFans creator who allegedly urinated on $4,000 worth of items in an Airbnb, filming it all for her subscribers. She has 30,000 followers, charges $8 to $30 a month, and ranks in the top 250 on the platform. The hosts debated the ethics, the logistics, and the awkwardness of dating someone with such a niche career.

The News Quickies

A man tried to rob six Chase Bank branches in five days across New York City and walked away with just $65 total. Three of his attempts yielded nothing. The hosts noted that bank tellers simply don't keep much cash in their drawers anymore, making the whole effort almost pointless.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (03:14) **Show Open & Gallagher Comparison** - Hosts debate which bands have the messiest, most chaotic stage presence, comparing them to Gallagher
  • 2 (08:47) **Best & Worst of the Weekend** - Hosts and callers share their best and worst moments from the weekend
  • 3 (40:40) **Guerrero Ticket Tease & Jeff Hensley Preview** - Upcoming giveaway for Guerrero tickets and a preview of the family law segment with Jeff Hensley
  • 4 (41:10) **News Quickies: Supreme Court Mail-In Ballot Case** - The Supreme Court hears arguments on whether states can count mail-in ballots postmarked by Election Day but arriving late
  • 5 (42:34) **News Quickies: Molin, Iran, & Inmate Games** - Brief updates on Mark Wayne Molin's confirmation, Iran's response to Trump's ultimatum, and Oklahoma's inaugural inmate games
  • 6 (45:25) **Listener Call: Sean on Burial Work & Heart Attack** - A 46-year-old listener shares his experience working for a vault company, including a body mix-up, burying a man with his motorcycle, and a "fat lady" incident
  • 7 (66:20) **Teacher Sex Scandal & Double Standards** - A 23-year-old Washington teacher pleads guilty to sexual misconduct with a 17-year-old student; her husband stands by her

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Show Notes

Welcome Back From The Weekend!!! We Talk About The Best & Worst Parts, Disgusting People, Failed Bank Robber, Douche Bags, We Talk To An Awesome Listener, & Jeff Hensley Stops By!!!

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