BMMS 3-20-26

March 20, 2026

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The Big Mad Morning Show: Friday, March 20, 2026

The morning show's Friday episode opens with a surprising death: Chuck Norris has died at 86. The hosts spend a moment processing it—not because Norris was young, but because he was Chuck Norris, a pop culture figure who seemed indestructible. "Chuck Norris doesn't die," one host says, before acknowledging that apparently he does. The news arrives via Facebook message and listener texts, and the show treats it as a genuine moment rather than a bit.

The Jell-O Easter Egg Mold and the Gelatin Diet

The show opens with a head-scratcher: Jell-O Easter egg molds are back. The hosts are baffled that anyone still makes Jell-O from scratch—boiling water, mixing, refrigerating—when pre-made cups exist. The only exception they can think of is Jell-O shots. This leads to a discussion of the Dr. Oz gelatin diet, which Kelly Clarkson reportedly used for weight loss. The idea is to consume unflavored gelatin before meals to feel fuller. One recipe calls for a tablespoon of unflavored gelatin mixed with cold water, then hot water or tea, consumed 25 minutes before eating. The hosts dismiss it as a gimmick, like any named diet. "All you're doing is focusing on what you're eating, which is what you should be doing anyway," one says. The real mechanism for weight loss, they argue, is simple: eat fewer calories. They recommend using a TDEE c

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1 (00:02) **Show Open & Housekeeping** - Hosts Corbin, Lindsay, and Gimpy kick off the show with station IDs, contest announcements, and a discussion of the day's giveaways.
2 (06:20) **Jell-O Easter Egg Molds & The Gelatin Diet** - The hosts react to the news that Jell-O Easter egg molds are back, leading to a debate on whether people still eat Jell-O.
3 (13:07) **Cheryl Crow & The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame** - A tangent on Cheryl Crow's career, health, and her upcoming show at Thackerville, leading to a debate on her Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction.
4 (19:42) **News Quickies** - A rapid-fire segment of bizarre and funny headlines, including a man with a thermos in his butt, a robot going berserk in a restaurant, and Chuck Norris being hospitalized.
5 (28:20) **Listener Segment: Biggest Lie Society Tells Young People** - The hosts take calls and texts on the question of the day, starting with Mariah, who argues that the lie is that you need a college degree.
6 (44:19) **The Numbers Game: Bad Omens Tickets** - A caller named Sean competes against Lindsay in a trivia game about hair loss percentages to win tickets to see Bad Omens.
7 (51:13) **Listener Segment: Biggest Lie (Continued)** - Katarina calls in to argue that "gentle parenting" is the biggest lie, claiming it leads to entitled children with no consequences.

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Show Notes

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!! We Gave You Beer For Lies They Tell Us, Don't Stick Garlic Up Your Butt, Tazer Time Trivia, Willy NIlly, & RIP Chuck Norris!!!!