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“I think anybody who says, no, I'm not taking a million dollars to get rid of your dog or cat or whatever needs to be punched right in the balls,” Corbin declared on the Big Mad Morning Show, kicking off a surprisingly philosophical debate about the price of loyalty, the ethics of self-snitching, and the hidden history of a Hollywood legend. The episode wove through several distinct segments—a hypothetical pet valuation game, listener advice on workplace fraternization and ex-encounters, and a deep dive into Michael Douglas’s scandalous new memoir—all held together by the show’s signature blend of crude humor and genuine moral inquiry.

The Price of a Pet: Honesty Over Sentiment

The hosts turned a listener question—“How much money would it take for you to permanently give up your dog or cat?”—into a thought experiment about honesty and self-interest. Corbin reframed the question: not whether you’d take the money, but whether you’d call your spouse to discuss it. “I think anybody who says, no, I’m not taking a million dollars to get rid of your dog or cat or whatever needs to be punched right in the balls,” he said, arguing that anyone who claims they wouldn’t take a million dollars either has never needed to get out of debt or is lying to avoid judgment. Lindsay agreed: “I can’t think of many things I wouldn’t do for a million dollars.” Gimpy, characteristically, said he’d