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5 min readSilicon Valley’s Cargo Cult
In this monologue, Ed Zitron argues that Silicon Valley—especially the AI industry—has abandoned its founding myths of rationality and meritocracy and instead become a cargo cult, desperately performing the rituals of innovation while the substance has long since evaporated. The episode centers on a single, sharp thesis: the AI industry operates on contempt for its audience, manufacturing symbolic proof of progress to keep the money flowing, while the actual numbers tell a very different story.
The Numbers That Don’t Add Up
Zitron begins by returning to his recent reporting on OpenAI’s 2024 and 2025 financials, which he says the company has manipulated to look healthier than it is. He points to a specific discrepancy: OpenAI reported $13.07 billion in revenue against $7.5 billion in cost of revenue, which some took as evidence that inference is profitable. But Zitron cites his own reporting from last year—verified by the Financial Times—showing that OpenAI spent $8.67 billion on inference alone in the first nine months of 2025. His conclusion is that the company is moving costs around, likely dumping inference expenses into sales and marketing.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (03:16) **Introduction & Episode Setup** - Ed Zitron introduces the monologue, explains it's a double-monologue week due to being busy, and sets up the core thesis: Silicon Valley is a cargo cult.
- 2 (04:10) **OpenAI's Hidden Costs & Accounting Tricks** - Argues OpenAI is moving inference costs into sales and marketing to hide losses, citing $5.73 billion in sales & marketing spend (43% of revenue).
- 3 (05:48) **The "Cargo Cult" Thesis Introduced** - The FT's suggestion that OpenAI only lost $8B (vs. $20.9B) is framed as a message to the "AI cargo cult," not the reader.
- 4 (06:48) **The Great Prophecy & Media Complicity** - The AI industry needs belief in the "Great Prophecy" (that AI will be the next big thing) to survive, and the media has accepted every narrative.
- 5 (08:21) **Why AI Works as a Cargo Cult** - LLMs are uniquely suited for "cargo cultish evidence generation" (e.g., burping out code = it can replace engineers).
- 6 (08:55) **Silicon Valley's Abandoned Principles** - The Valley only believes in rugged individualism and meritocracy when everyone agrees on an idea; otherwise, it's a cult.
- 7 (09:43) **The Symbolism of AI Talent Moves** - The industry shuffles high-profile AI scientists (Noam Shazeer, Barrett Zoff, Andrej Karpathy) as symbols, not for product building.
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In this week's Better Offline monologue, Ed Zitron runs you through how AI is the pinnacle of Silicon Valley monoculture, and a monument to the cargo cult desperation of a tech industry that celebrates mediocrity and has run out of ideas.
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