Behind the Bastards
Behind the Bastards

It Could Happen Here Weekly 246

August 22, 2026

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It Could Happen Here Weekly 246

The United States has fourteen "insular areas" — territories that belong to the country but are not part of it. Puerto Rico, Guam, the U.S. Virgin Islands, the Northern Mariana Islands, and American Samoa together hold about four million people, none of whom can vote in federal elections or send voting representatives to Congress. As Carlos, a journalist from Puerto Rico, explains in the first segment of this compilation episode, the way Americans imagine their country — the "logo map" of the lower 48 states — hides the reality that the U.S. is a literal empire with overseas possessions it continues to colonize today.

The Empire Hidden in Plain Sight

The U.S. colonial project began not with grand wars of conquest but with bird shit. In the 1850s, American farmers desperately needed guano — accumulated bird and bat droppings — as fertilizer for industrial agriculture. The Guano Islands Act of 1856 allowed any U.S. citizen to claim uninhabited islands with guano deposits in the name of the United States. By 1902, Americans had added ninety-four islands to U.S. dominion. These were uninhabited, so they weren't colonies until U.S. industry moved in, establishing mining outfits that used Black laborers induced to work under false pretenses in horrible conditions.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (02:12) **Episode Introduction & Composition Note** - Robert Evans introduces the episode as a composition of the week's segments.
  • 2 (02:36) **Part 1: The Hidden American Empire** - Carlos and James define and introduce the concept of the US as a literal colonial empire.
  • 3 (07:55) **Defining "Insular Areas" and the Reality of Colonies** - The hosts clarify legal terms and establish the language of "colony" over "territory."
  • 4 (13:51) **A Crash Course on the Five Inhabited Colonies** - The hosts provide a quick overview of the US's five inhabited territories and their political status.
  • 5 (19:58) **The Crucible of Empire: How Colonies Shaped the US** - The hosts argue that the colonial project has profoundly shaped the American state and its self-conception.
  • 6 (29:28) **The Guano Islands Act: Bird Poop and the Birth of an Overseas Empire** - The episode traces the legal and economic origins of US overseas expansion to a desperate need for fertilizer.
  • 7 (33:20) **The Navassa Island Revolt and Its Legal Legacy** - A worker revolt on a guano island leads to a Supreme Court case that defines the US's legal relationship with its colonies.

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Show Notes

All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file. 

  • How the United States Built its Colonial Empire, Pt. 1

  • The Dangers of Silica ft. Kim Kelly
  • How AI Companies are Monetizing Intimacy, Ft. Bridget Todd

  • Fighting for Incarcerated Workers

  • Executive Disorder: Iran Ceasefire Expires, Corrupt Military Contractors, Florida Election 

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Sources/Links:

How the United States Built its Colonial Empire, Pt. 1

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/23780231241274187

https://fortune.com/2026/07/27/hormuz-fertilizer-guano-islands-act-fertilizer-empire/ 

https://www.historynewsnetwork.org/article/navassa-island-the-uss-160-year-forgotten-tragedy

https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2017-09-26/almost-half-of-americans-dont-know-puerto-ricans-are-us-citizens-poll 

https://www.doi.gov/oia/islands/politicatypes 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/30/puerto-rico-independence-movement 

https://www.reuters.com/graphics/USA-CARIBBEAN/MILITARY-BUILDUP/egpbbnzyrpq/ 

https://www.nminewsservice.com/cnmi-covenant-united-states-50th-anniversary-explainer-timeline/ 

https://apnews.com/article/american-samoa-voting-citizenship-alaska-trump-eda6c32ce0fcdca6edb22efac26e403d 

https://www.nminewsservice.com/cnmi-covenant-united-states-50th-anniversary-explainer-timeline/ https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/how-us-controls-iraqs-oil-revenues-2026-01-23/ 

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