I've been WAITING for this game.. | Asmongold TV

I've been waiting on this game for a long time, Asmongold says as he boots up the demo for a new action RPG. Within minutes, he's deep in a character creator, meticulously adjusting his avatar's chin depth, mandible width, and eyebrow density, all while bantering with chat about whether the hairstyles are any good. "None of these look that good," he complains, before settling on a simple cut that reminds him of his high school days, "3,000 years ago." The episode is not a review or a lore discussion — it is a real-time, unedited first impression of a game Asmongold has been anticipating, played live for an audience that talks back.

The character creator as a personality test

The opening segment is almost entirely about building a character. Asmongold treats the character creator as a performance, narrating every slider adjustment and decision. He sets his height to 19 out of 20 ("I'm like 6'3, right?"), drops muscle mass to zero, and jokes about having pectus excavatum. When chat suggests his chin looks like Epstein's, he fires back: "Y'all retarded, I don't have a long chin." The tone is combative but playful — he is performing the role of a guy who cares about looking right in a video game, even as he mocks the process. He adds gray to his beard and jokes that covering politics for a few more years will finish the job. The character creator becomes a mirror: he is making