I Tried Yasuke Simulator (the real AC shadows) | Asmongold TV

October 7, 2026

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On a recent stream, Asmongold sat down to play Yasuke Simulator, a game he introduced as "the real Assassin's Creed Shadows." What followed was less a conventional review and more a live demonstration of a game that, depending on how you read it, is either a satirical masterpiece, an AI-generated fever dream, or both. Over the course of an hour, Asmongold navigated a bizarre, historically dubious version of feudal Japan where samurai ride bicycles, deliver tofu via sports car, and mow down enemies with UMP submachine guns. The central question the episode grapples with is not whether the game is good, but whether it is more authentic and enjoyable than the AAA title it parodies.

The "Historically Accurate" Samurai Experience

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1 (00:02) **Pre-roll Ad** - USAA Auto Insurance ad listing discount types.
2 (00:31) **Episode Premise: "The Real Assassin's Creed"** - Asmongold introduces a game called "Yasuke simulator japan 1579" as a satirical alternative to Assassin's Creed Shadows.
3 (01:47) **Key Feature: Jumping** - Asmongold immediately highlights a major mechanical difference from Assassin's Creed Shadows.
4 (02:54) **Tutorial Challenges: Daruma Dolls & Bicycle** - The game introduces strange, anachronistic tutorial segments.
5 (04:33) **Dialogue and AI Comparison** - Asmongold evaluates the game's writing against its AAA counterpart.
6 (05:12) **Gunplay Tutorial & First Combat** - The game introduces firearms, leading to a chaotic tutorial fight.
7 (08:11) **Permadeath & Restart** - The player dies and is forced to restart the entire tutorial from the beginning.

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