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5 min readOne man cooked Ubisoft
The episode opens with Asmongold watching a video from a creator called Fleecemaster—a mock "Side Hustler's Correspondence Course" that parodies drug-dealing games like Schedule 1. The bit is intentionally absurd: a character named Flick delivers rapid-fire tips about cutting cocaine with donuts, horse love lotion, and gasoline, all while riffing on the sanitized state of modern AAA games. "One man cooked Ubisoft," Asmongold says. "He let you put a horse's love lotion on crack, because it's fucking funny." The contrast is the whole point: a single developer named Tyler made Schedule 1, and his personality is baked into every corner of the game, while a massive studio like Ubisoft churns out products that feel committee-designed and soulless.
The appeal of unsanitized creativity
The core insight Asmongold lands on is that audiences are hungry for work that feels made by a person, not a focus group. "If somebody gets like a Twitter history exposed and it turns out they're just a massive schizo on Twitter, I immediately trust anything they're gonna say," he says. "Now I know we're dealing with a real person."
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What you'll learn
- 1 (01:21) **Disclaimer & Course Setup** - Tyler delivers a mock disclaimer before launching into his satirical "Side Hustlers Correspondence Course" on drug dealing.
- 2 (02:46) **Why Not Ubisoft Games?** - Tyler contrasts his raw, chaotic game with the sanitized, soulless feel of modern AAA titles like Assassin's Creed.
- 3 (03:26) **Production: Cooking Mama for Crackheads** - Tyler explains the game's drug production mechanics, comparing it to a cooking simulation game.
- 4 (05:12) **Cutting Your Product: The X Factor** - The segment covers how to modify the drug product with absurd ingredients to create unique, chaotic effects.
- 5 (08:33) **Deal Making & Customer Management** - Tyler gives tips on street-level interactions, including always carrying a "wicked bag of witchweed" to avoid getting stabbed.
- 6 (10:44) **The Foolproof Casino Glitch** - Tyler reveals his real money-making strategy isn't drug deals but exploiting a glitched slot machine in the casino.
- 7 (11:46) **Delivery & Avoiding Police** - Tyler explains how to deliver product without getting caught, including killing all the cops in the city.
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Show Notes
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