Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Ari Shaffir’s Craziest Travel Stories: Exorcisms, Prostitutes, and Magic Mushrooms | #697

March 25, 2026

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Ari Shaffir recounts his eight-month, phone-free journey across Latin America, from Alaska's summer solstice to southern Chile's winter counterpart, emphasizing how ditching digital distractions unlocked clearer thinking, novel experiences, and a fresh perspective on global realities often distorted by media.

Detoxing from Digital Addiction

Shaffir describes the initial withdrawal from phones and news as a dopamine crash—crankiness, boredom during mundane tasks like using the toilet without scrolling, and habitual checks for Yankee scores despite a new number with no contacts. Starting at a quiet Mexican beach on Rolf Potts's advice, he stayed until the urge faded after eight or nine days, replacing U.S. sports with Oaxaca's Guerreros baseball team in Mexico's league. Hostels proved socially immersive, fostering interactions with travelers and locals fluent in Spanish, humanizing preconceptions. Without constant input, creativity surged: shower epiphanies, reframing his new storytelling special as book chapters, and non-stop idea generation after two weeks. Tradeoff: profound mental space versus endless distractions at home, where even vacations tempt scrolling.

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What you'll learn

1 (00:08) **Ari Returns from 8-Month No-Phone Trip** - Hosts welcome Ari back after touring stand-up, explain his phone-free travel ritual
2 (02:50) **First Week Phone Detox Struggles** - Dopamine crash leads to crankiness, boredom hits during downtime like shitting
3 (05:45) **Creative Boom from Silence** - Mind explodes with ideas after 2 weeks, frames new special as book chapters
4 (15:41) **Nicaragua Border Denial Ordeal** - Interrogated 2.5hrs over podcast/drone, denied entry despite cigars offered
5 (20:01) **El Salvador's Bukele Transformation** - From gang hell (fetus soccer) to safest via mass arrests, locals celebrate
6 (37:41) **Bolivia Uyuni Salt Flats Wonder** - Vast salt expanse like glass/snow, distance illusions, salt hotel
7 (44:47) **Iguazu Falls Awe** - Niagara dwarfed by massive walkways over falls, Avatar-like; Chinese tourists ignore lines

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Show Notes

YERRR – Ari is BACK from his no phone vagabond travels. From Brazilian bathhouses to Bukele’s El Salvador purge, this one’s half adventure, half insanity and all great stories.

– Machu Picchu, Bolivia & winging life with no plan

– Gangs, soccer, and whether people even understand evil

– Joey Diaz, Ali Siddiq & comedy industry greed

– Crying, fathers, freedom, and missing the road already

– Witches, curses, food poisoning & packing way too light for someone's comfort

All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE.

0:00 Ari is BACK + Nothing really changes

2:50 1st week away + Mind exploded

7:07 meet people, “Theories” + Bath-houses

11:10 Brazil’s the 94yest + Mexican baseball

12:44 Reading, + Aussie Drogas

15:45 Interrogation, El Salvador + Bukele’s purge

25:24 Gangs LOVE soccer + don’t know evil

28:07 Bukele + Ger v Japan

34:30 Making friends, Hostels + Salt

37:30 Bolivia + People have power

42:30 Shaving it off, Touristy stuff + The Chinese

46:54 Machu Picchu

56:27 Winging it, BAGELs+ Solstice to solstice

1:06:52 Colombia, “The End” + Stories

1:25:40 Joey Diaz + Ali Siddiq + Comedy Central greed

1:42:01 “I love wrong”

1:$3:48 The Show must go on + Setting tone

1:52:05 Ari’s MSG prediction, SUPPORT + Need real stories

2:00:37 Dream guest + Importance of Sound

2:08:27 Crying + Relationship with father

2:12:40 Soccer, Sack liquor + Mexican Baseball

2:18:29 Missing the freedom + Sliding Doors moment

2:21:42 Consumed with politics

2:23:27 Food poisoning + Pack super light

2:29:42 Witches, The Curse + Black guinea pigs

2:47:02 World Cup predictions

2:49:11 Charms

2:51:37 Joy in seeing friends + Oasis

2:55:01 Famous comedians + Patagonia

2:57:41 Homesick, Pet tricks + Mexican popcorn

3:00:42 Don’t look at pictures + Support Ari

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